Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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