Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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