When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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