the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
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So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
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Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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