So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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