Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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