how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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