I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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