You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
We just shotgunned beers for America
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Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
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you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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