But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
drinking out of a sandbucket again
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
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I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
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I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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