I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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