the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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