why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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