She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
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Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
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Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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