Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Shame - the story of my life.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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