wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
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i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
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The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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