he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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