i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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