is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
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Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
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And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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