I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
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There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
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MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
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