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Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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