There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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