I looked at my own cervix.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
