garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
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You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
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There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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