I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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