Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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