Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
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is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
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Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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