i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
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Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
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Sorry about my life...
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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