At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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