Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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