Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
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Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
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A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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