it was a shit show
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Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
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you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
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him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
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