Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
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