This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I currently don't understand fingers.
Randomize
