What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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