actually, I'm a sock model
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Randomize
