I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
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What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
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If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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