i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
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I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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