remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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