wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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