It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
