I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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