is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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