have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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