if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
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