I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
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My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
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Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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