? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Randomize
