so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
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