I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
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Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
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The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
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