I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
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I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
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And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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