Plan B is the new Plan A
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
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I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
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He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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