just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
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I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
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I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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